Are you tired of this junk? Every godforsaken day it's the same load of crap. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is wearing thin. We need do something about this. It's time to fight back!
- Report all spam emails you receive.
- Opt out from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Install a good spam filter.
Don't let these lowlifes win! Fight back the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I loathe getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about some seriously nasty spam that makes me want to throw my computer.
- This spam is
- are sending
- things I don't want to see
I've tried deleting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Fuck You
Are you actually get more info that ignorant to click on this bullshit? I'm tired of seeing your pitiful attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Heck Away From Here With That Junk
You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Goddamn Worst Invention
Dude, seriously? Junk Mail is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Virus that just won't Die. You Try to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Jerk trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, WeShould. It's like a Scourge on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't End. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a MajorSource ofFrustration.
Seriously, These Emails Are the Worst
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. It feels like constantly, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more email for weight loss pills, I’m going to snap.
- {Seriously|Can't you guys just
- Get this crap outta my inbox!
- I need a break from technology.